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Here is good ESPN E:60 segment featuring Gina Carano. Tara LaRosa calls her out! Hopefully, they will fight soon.

Is there anything more sexy than a girl that can slap on a triangle choke in lest than a second? Spladdle editors put in a lot of work, in many instances spending hours looking at hot pics to bring you this list. In some cases, we had to order back issues of Playboy. Yes we are thorough and yes, it is tough being a Spladdle editor!

Here is Spladdle’s list of the Top 10 Sexiest Girls that can kick your ass, but you would definitely enjoy it until you lost consciousness!

10. Erin Toughill
Erin Toughill is 5 foot 10 inches, 165 pounds and can probably bench more than you. She practices MMA (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and kick boxing) and boxing (7-2-1 record).

9. Gina Carano
Gina Carano can be seen on American Gladiator, is a regular on Muscle and Fitness Magazine and has been featured in Maxim Magazine. She fights MMA and her dad (Glen Carano) was a NFL quarterback. Good luck convincing him your good enough for her!

8. Li Bingbing
This little vixen co-stared in Jackie Chan’s Forbidden Kingdom (the White Witch). Don’t try your one-eyed snake technique on this lady because she may tear it off.

What? You need proof that she will kick your ass?

7. Kyra Gracie
Kyra Gracie is from the famous Gracie family and one lady you wouldn’t mind slapping a triangle on you. She has won more Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Championships than you can count to include Five Time Brazilian Champion and World Champion in 2004. Good luck getting near her with so many Gracies running around!

6. Sarah Ponce
Sarah Ponce is a model and kickboxer with a 12-1 professional record. When she is not breaking men’s hearts, shes breaking their femur with powerful Muay Thai leg strikes!

5. Lucy Liu
What? You thought Lucy Liu was a mean bitch on the big screen only? Lucy Liu trains in Kali Eskrima Silat and would kill you with a rolled up newspaper.

4. Mia St. John
Mia St. John is a boxer turned Playboy Bunny who is considering MMA. She has a Tae Kwon Do record of 27-1 and was an undefeated boxer at 22-0-1. I recommend buying a bottle of wine, putting on some Barry White with the lights down low and doing a “Mia St John” Google Image search with the “safe search” turned off.

3. Kelly Hu
Kelly Hu has a black belt in Karate and can predict the future. What? She did it in the Scorpion King! Kelly was born in sunny Honolulu, Hawaii and likes long walks on the beach where she can take you to a secluded place to kick your ass. Her special move? She distracts you with her breasts the performs a mortal combat finishing move. Don’t EVER star at her breasts!

2. Casta Laetitia
Casta Laetitia is a French super model, actress and has a brown belt in Judo. If you are going to attack her, do it while she is modeling because she probably hasn’t eaten in days.

1. Zhang Ziyi
And on the 8th day God created Zhang Ziyi. I would love to play Crouching Tiger, Hidden Snake with Zhang! Zhang is the modern day Goddess of Kung-Fu movies (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Draggon, House of Flying Daggers, etc). She is also a part time Geisha and knows how to take care of her man–if you know what I mean! Did I also mention that she did a spread in Chinese Playboy? Get that wine and Barry White music going because your having Geisha tonight!

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