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TUF 8 Finale Salaries, Bonuses and GIFs!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

TUF 8 Finale Salaries and win Bonuses!
Total Fighter Payroll: $289,000

Top Earners
Wilson Gouveia-$36,800 includes win bonus of $18,400 (forfeited $9,200 for not making weight)
Jason MacDonald-$35,200
Anthony Johnson-$18,000 includes win bonus of $9,000

$8,000 to show and $8,000 to win!
Efrain Escuerdo
Ryan Bader
Junie Browning
Krzysztof Soszynski
Eliot Marshall
Tom Lawlor
Shane Nelson
Rolando Delgado

$8,000 or less to show
Phillipe Nover
Vinicius Magalhaes
Dave Kaplan
Shane Primm
Jules Bruchez
Kyle Kingsbury
George Roop
John Polakowski
Kevin Burns ($7,000)

TUF 8 Finale Bonuses
Fight of the Night: Junie Browning and Dave Kaplan each get $25,000
Knockout of the Night: Anthony Johnson an additional $25,000 raising his total purse to $43,000
Submission of the Night: Krzysztof Soszynski an additional $25,000 raising his total purse to $

TUF 8 Finale Animated GIFs!

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TUF 8 Finale Team Nog vs Team Mir Results!

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

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Live on Spike TV – The Ultimate Fighter Finale: Team Nog vs. Team Mir at the The Pearl, in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Finale features the last battles for the Lightweight and Light Heavyweight Ultimate Fighter Team Noguiera vs Team Mir season winners.

Ultimate Fighter Finale Main Fight Card
* Phillipe Nover (6-0-1) vs. Efrain Escudero (11-0) wins by UD!
* Ryan Bader (8-0) vs. Vinny Magalhaes (3-2) wins by TKO in RD1!
* Kevin Burns (7-1) vs. Anthony Johnson (5-2) wins by KO in RD3!
* Wilson Gouveia (11-5) vs. Jason MacDonald (21-10) wins by TKO in RD1!
* Junie Browning (2-1) vs. Dave Kaplan (3-1) wins by Armbar in RD2!

Preliminary Card
* Krysztof Soszynski (16-9-1) vs. Shane Primm (1-0) wins by DWL/Kimura in RD2!
* Eliot Marshall (5-2) vs. Jules Bruchez wins by RNC in RD1!
* Kyle Kingsbury (7-1-1) vs. Tom Lawlor (4-1-1) wins by UD!
* Shane Nelson (11-3) vs. George Roop (8-4) wins by Split Decision!
* Rolando Delgado (7-3-1) vs. John Polakowski (2-1) wins by Guillotine in RD1!

TUF 8 Episodes 11 & 12: Finals!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

This week we are treated with 2 episodes back to back, perhaps because last week we got denied an episode. Since these were the final fights for the season the focus was more upon the actual fights rather than the pre-fight drama and…um…Andrew Zimmern impressions.

The first fight announced was Ryan Bader vs. Eliot Marshall. After Eliot’s RNC win over Shane Primm in his previous fight he respectfully called out Bader with a “You and me baby” and a fist tap to which Bader replied “Let’s do it.” Both guys got their wishes.

Ryan Bader vs. Eliot Marshall
Bader had mentioned before the fight how he liked having the better wrestling because he could dictate whether the fight would stay standing or go to the ground and this fight proved him correct. The fight started out with the two seeming to be evenly matched. A few punches and kicks were exchanged, including an unintentional kick to the nutsack by Eliot in which Bader decided to pass on taking a breather. Bader thankfully didn’t rush in desperately with his takedowns and showed himself to be very comfortable in the stand-up. After Bader landed a series of kicks to the leg, Eliot wanted to return the favor and Bader grabbed a kick and tossing Eliot on his back.

Here they seemed to be evenly matched….Eliot pitting his guard against Bader’s G&P. Bader showed in his last fight that he going put you to sleep with one punch while you are on your back, so the fact that Eliot matched his G&P with some great guardwork is a tribute to his skill level.

Eliot continued with the kicks in the 2nd round landing some real solid ones. However, it’s tough enough to defend getting taken down by a great wrestler when BOTH feet are on the ground, let alone one and Eliot got taken down a few times and Bader worked his G&P.

Bader won a unanimous decision and makes it to the finals. Here’s the part that disgusts me: the fair weather, fake MMA fans that criticize Bader as a boring lay n’ pray wrestler because of this fight. Anyone that is an actual fan of MMA would realize that Eliot is not a bum and his groundwork canceled out Bader’s G&P. When you say Bader lay ‘n prayed, you are insulting Eliot’s skill level. I want to say they are also completely ignoring his past performances, but in all likelihood they are simply unaware because they don’t real care about MMA, but would rather have the image of being an MMA fan with all their Affliction shirts and TapOut hoodies. Bader’s one punch KO of tom Lawlor, 2 submissions and 4 TKOs are considered boring Lay ‘n Pray? Having only ONE fight before this make it to a decision is the sign of a boring fighter? Riiiiiight. Stick to Magic the Gathering and D&D Conventions and stop pretending.

Mir in typical ignoramus fashion states: “He knows he’s not that great of a fighter; he’s just a good wrestler. I’ll give him credit for winning with limited abilities.” furthering demonstrating how ignorant he is and greatly insulting his own fighter in Eliot, since Elito couldn’t win against such a crappy wrestler pretending to be a fighter. We all know submission an TKO wins are pretty common in wrestling. The greatest mistake Mir makes is talking about someone’s limited abilities when he has 7 submission wins and only 1 TKO win. Sounds pretty damn limited to me. Bader has more TKOs in LESS fights. Mir…wake up dude.

I had some minor dislike for Eliot because of his disrespect for Nog earlier in the series, but after this fight had more respect for him. He’s a terribly talented guy and I’m sure we will see more of him.

Phillipe Nover vs. George Roop
Nover goes from being the fainting nurse to the “Anderson Silva at 155#s”. THAT’S a great story and was a lot of fun to watch unfold. Roop was given a lot of compliments by Mir and the rest of the team for his toughness and tenacity. Roop has a broken hand and a black eye and steps up to fight. THAT is what a REAL fighter is. The guys has massive balls and is another guy that is terribly talented. Unfortunate for him he is taken on Nover. Nover comes out with a fury of hands and pressure that get Roop to the ground. Roop sweeps and Nover is already working the DWL. Roop tried to fight and escape it for some time but Nover wasn’t given it up. As Roop tries to squirm out, Nover rolls him, figure fours his legs and sinks in one of the deepest DWL I have ever seen. Since his legs are locked by Nover, he’s got only one flipper and it’s not enough to do anything but tap.

I hope to see more of Roop. He has got massive amounts of heart and skill and it will be a terrible shame if the UFC passes him by.

In episode 12, we add some more drama, of course from the ever predictable Julie Browning. More on her later. Let’s talk fight.

Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Vinicius Magalhaes
This fight was a battle amongst teammates and one billed as the classic striker vs. grappler match up. The consensus was if it stayed standing Krzysztof wins and if it goes to the ground Vinny wins. After a few light exchanges, Vinny rushes Krzysztof against the fence and then jumps to guard pulling Krzysztof down with him. Vinny immediately locks in Mission Control and rams a few elbows into his head and then not much happens from there. Krzysztof wisely backs out and gets to standing where he lands a good 12-14 kicks inside Vinny’s leg that he simply either has no answer for or doesn’t know how to check. Perhaps he just didn’t care.

Just when it looks like Krzysztof is finding his range and beginning to land some real damage, Vinny again gets close and jumps to guard pulling K down with him. Man that last name is killing me. Once there Vinny goes into BJJ mode and locks in an armbar. Vinny reminds me of the Tyson back in the day where you knew bad things were about to happen and you could count the seconds until the fight was over. Vinny’s grappling is downright scary and will be a problem for anyone on earth at 205#s.

Insert drama from Julie Browning here. Julie throws glass that nails Primm, takes a swing on Primm while Primm is sitting and LOL…misses….takes another swing and gets teeped and sent flying back for his troubles. Vinny steps in and drags Julie away. Julie cries. Julie screams and yells. Julie states she only did it to get kicked off the show because she was afraid she was going to lose the fight. BLAF reprimands Julie and sends her into time out. BLAF tells the fighters they have to jerk Julie off if they want her off the show. /drama

Julie Browning vs. Efrain Escudero
Efrain has been wanting this fight from day one. Julie goes from sitting on the ground when the fighters are announced to stretching and touching her toes when the bell rings. In a mildly interesting back and forth stand up battle with Efrain coming out with a slight edge, Julie feels she should try to takedown Efrain…who is a far better wrestler and grappler. Must have been a Mir gameplan. Julie fails.

In round 2 more of the same, with Julie doing a bit better. Efrain changes his tactics, shoots and takes Julie down where she gets half guard. Efrain pounds away looking for an opening. Julie is trying to come up, Efrain pushes his head down and nails a Brabo and Julie taps.

Julie in typical bipolar fashion goes outside and tells everyone that she should be in another sport as she has wasted 3 years for nothing. A minute later in the confession booth she says he’s not going anywhere. Yay, we get to see her get beat up some more!

The final matches for the Spike TV event:
Efrain Escudero vs. Phillipe Nover
Ryan Bader vs. Vinny Magalhaes

Main Card:
Jason MacDonald vs. Wilson Gouveia
Kevin Burns vs. Anthony Johnson
Junie Allen Browning vs. Dave Kaplan

Prelims:
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Shane Primm
Kyle Kingsbury vs. Tom Lawlor
Jules Bruchez vs. Eliot Marshall
Shane Nelson vs. George Roop
Roli Delgado vs. John Polakowski

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TUF 8 Episode 9: “Out of touch with reality”!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Pee Shooters!
This week’s episode I call “Out of touch with reality” because it seemed to revolve around the delusions of Frank Mir and David Kaplan. Kaplan’s delusion is simply a continuance of last week’s. Some of you may recall last week, After getting almost KOed on his feet by Phillipe Nover, he then pulled guard, only to get it passed and for Nover to rain done strikes to get him to expose his back, which Nover promptly took and choked him out. The delusion began in the post-fight interview where Kaplan states he still thinks he’s the better fighter. This week he rants on and on how he can’t get knocked out. On other blogs they have stated it was something he stated time and again.

Anyhow, Kaplan decides to swallow his sorrows in Vodka. He gets completely wrecked and Tom Lawlor joins him. First Vodka, then urine. Yes, after slamming back a few shots, they decided to “shoot” each other’s pee. They are drinking all night and before you know it Kaplan is running around in his speedos. He eventually starts in again how he can’t be KOed and he wants to demonstrate his iron chin by having Lawlor take a punch at him. Lawlor is hesitant, but Kaplan is far more persistent. Lawlor obliges by snoring Kaplan.

As can clearly be seen: Kaplan is completely KOed. He wakes up to deny that he was KOed. He continues to do so the next day in the interview room in front of the camera while he is sober. Obviously, he lives in a galaxy far, far, away from reality. In his defense, he probably thought that was the best time to take a quick nap and just by coincidence it happened at the same time Lawlor decided to punch him.

Fight Announcement!
As has become tradition in the house when it’s someone’s fight day, someone gets pranked. Since the fight announced is Krysztof Soszynski vs. Kyle Kingsbury, the house pretty much decides to move every possible object into Krysztof’s room and tape a sign that says “UFC Storage Room” on it. Krysztof returns from training and takes it well, as he should since he is behind 90% of the practical jokes in the house.

Dan Henderson, who is a coach/training partner of Krysztof’s he pops in for a training session and support. He states that he has seen Krysztof train and fight with far worse injuries than his possibly broken thumb.

Krysztof gets revenge by stacking the dining table, all the plates, and dining ware outside on the basketball court at 2 a.m., so when everyone wakes for breakfast they will have to go out of their way.

Coach’s Challenge!
Now we get to check out Mir’s struggle with reality. Everyone shows up on a Soccer field and BLAF is there with his $10,000 cash for the winning coach and $1,000 for that coach’s athletes. BLAF syas that the first coach to score 10 free kicks on the opposing coach acting as goalkeeper wins. To everyone’s surprise, Nog says he never played Soccer which levels the playing field. Mir goes on to do far worse in spite of Nog’s lack of experience. Nog’s fighters taunt Mir and he is getting real angry “At first I was really upset with them, as far as how disrespectful they are, but then I realized a lot of them are losers. They’ll never be studs. That’s just the way it is.” Mir then goes on to lose.

He then rambles on to the camera how he really kind of won, because he gave Nog a run for his money, only losing by a few points. He feels if he played competitively lasted with someone that is Brazilian and obviously really good at Soccer, it goes to show that he is a better athlete. He can jump higher, run faster, etc. Lost on him is that it WASN’T Soccer & that Nog never played. Mir is just showing in each episode how arrogant and obnoxious he can be.

Krysztof Soszynski vs. Kyle Kingsbury
The fight doesn’t last long. There are a few skirmishes, with Krysztof getting the better of them and a few clinches. After about a minute, Kyle gets a bodylock and takes down Krysztof and lands in his closed guard. Showing FANTASTIC fundamentals begins to immediately climb with his legs. Kyle is postured real low, and this allows Krysztof to place his legs on Kyle’s shoulder blades. A minor weight shift and Krysztof snatches an armbar, belly down. Kyle hasn’t tapped, so showing solid fundamentals again, he arches his back and drives his hips down and solicits the tap.

Krysztof leaps up and yells “I got jiu jitsu too!”. Indeed he does. The first pick fighter shows why he was picked first. No shame in Kyle’s game as he showed some decent skill and confidence. He states it won’t be the last of him that we will see. Kyle is a class act.

Nog is all class as usual, and states that even though Kyle lost, he is still the team leader. I am not sure if it’s just Nog being classy or if it’s really true. Kyle demonstrating that he feels it to be the case, gets everyone to huddle and cheer for more wins.

Next week’s teaser shows that the episode will revolve around a fight between George Roop chronic hugger John Polakowski.

On Bader’s Blog he explains the reasoning behind the pee shooters.

Also, enough can’t be said about the sheer awesomeness that is Ken Han’s Blog. He attaches a striking lesson and an accompanying video with each episode’s blog. Som of the best MMA blogging on all 5 interwebs.

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